He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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