she was so not down for the gang bang
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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