And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
