the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sext me about skeletons
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
