if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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