we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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