I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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