we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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