i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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