let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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