I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
