Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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