Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We need to get me chipped asap
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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