nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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