bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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