if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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