She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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