I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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