He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
