Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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