And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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