bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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