Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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