but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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