Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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