Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
