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Fuck
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
