Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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