I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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