I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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