after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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