Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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