I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
