Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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