Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
