people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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