Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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