if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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