I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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