Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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