Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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