So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He? As in you personified your dick?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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