dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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