Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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