I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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