Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
