I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
