Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
we're so committed to being not committed
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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