I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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