no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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