This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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