Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We left the knife in your bed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You're a waste of cheezeits
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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