Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Randomize
