Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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