"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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